{"id":6049,"date":"2024-05-02T20:39:40","date_gmt":"2024-05-02T20:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/it-was-like-a-colonic-irrigation\/"},"modified":"2024-05-02T20:39:40","modified_gmt":"2024-05-02T20:39:40","slug":"it-was-like-a-colonic-irrigation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/it-was-like-a-colonic-irrigation\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;It was like a colonic irrigation!&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div>\n<p class=\"byline\">\n    <span><br \/>\n      By Jason Chester for MailOnline<br \/>\n    <\/span><br \/>\n    <span class=\"date\">17:14 25 Apr 2024, updated 20:24 25 Apr 2024<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"social top\" data-location=\"top\">\n<p><h3 id=\"social-heading-prefix\">Share or comment on this article: <\/h3>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"mol-para-with-font\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sport\/peter-crouch\/index.html\" id=\"mol-1bbda1a0-030f-11ef-a9ce-8507475e0047\" rel=\"noopener\">Peter Crouch<\/a> admits he got rather more than sand between his toes during a recent trip to <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/dubai\/index.html\" id=\"mol-1ba78190-030f-11ef-a9ce-8507475e0047\" rel=\"noopener\">Dubai<\/a> with wife <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/abbey-clancy\/index.html\" id=\"mol-1b1e0640-030f-11ef-a9ce-8507475e0047\" rel=\"noopener\">Abbey Clancy<\/a> and their children.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"mol-para-with-font\">The former Stoke City and England footballer, 43, paid a visit to the Wild Wadi Waterpark while holidaying in the United Arab Emirates, but was left traumatised by one of its numerous rides.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"mol-para-with-font\">&#8216;There&#8217;s a thing called the Lazy River, there&#8217;s nothing lazy about it, I&#8217;ll tell you that straight away,&#8217;&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/tvshowbiz\/article-13350137\/amp\/Peter-Crouch-leaves-wife-Abbey-Clancy-hysterics-revealing-got-bargained-visiting-Dubai-water-park-like-colonic-irrigation.html\">Source link <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Jason Chester for MailOnline 17:14 25 Apr 2024, updated 20:24 25 Apr 2024 Share or comment on this article: Peter Crouch admits he got rather more than sand between his toes during a recent trip to Dubai with wife Abbey Clancy and their children.\u00a0 The former Stoke City and England footballer, 43, paid a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,186],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6049","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-wild-wadi-waterpark"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dubaiattracts.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}